HOW DO YOU ATTRACT ATTENTION?

It was a quiet evening at the apartment complex until the quiet was disturbed by the sound of gun shots. People don't like to hear this. Police were called and went to the apartment where the sound was heard. After knocking on the door there was another shot so police kicked the door in and entered the apartment. Searching the place police found the person responsible, that being a person hiding in a closet. His explanation was that he had a fish hook stuck in his butt and needed to get help so he fired his gun. It was never said why he was in the closed nor how he got the hook in his butt. On second thought, why didn't he leave the closet and call 911 for assistance. I guess we will never know.

WHAT'S A WEINER

What is a weiner? To most people it is a long meat filled delight which is topped with chile, or onions, catchup, relish or anything else you can think of to make it a delightfully tasting treat to eat at ball games, picnics or a quick dinner at home.

Then we have the Weiner in the political world that has made a weiner of himself. He put himself out on the Internet (stupid) and now is crying and asking forgiveness from the people of the United States and his wife who is with child. More and more of these people are coming forward to confess their evil ways and think all that they have to do is get before a mic and cry a little and say I want to apologize to my family and the people of the United States and by saying this thinks that everything is OK. NO IT IS NOT!!!. It is your duty to set a good example to your country and the world. He should be released from his position.