HOW DO YOU ATTRACT ATTENTION?

It was a quiet evening at the apartment complex until the quiet was disturbed by the sound of gun shots. People don't like to hear this. Police were called and went to the apartment where the sound was heard. After knocking on the door there was another shot so police kicked the door in and entered the apartment. Searching the place police found the person responsible, that being a person hiding in a closet. His explanation was that he had a fish hook stuck in his butt and needed to get help so he fired his gun. It was never said why he was in the closed nor how he got the hook in his butt. On second thought, why didn't he leave the closet and call 911 for assistance. I guess we will never know.